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Her suit was bright red
She was not unattractive
But she was hirsute.
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Sitting at my desk
Rethinking career choices
Bitterness sets in.
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The Haiku Robot
Makes me endure the process
Of sign up again.
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Do not anger the
Mighty Haiku Robot who
Decides poems fates.
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Occasionally
I also alliterate
and speak in Haiku.
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Diet guideline two:
If it tastes good then you must
Spit it the hell out.
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Diet guideline one:
Never eat anything that
Exceeds size of head.
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About two seconds
That's what it takes to write a
Really good Haiku